Tour Journal from the Eastern U.S. of A. Film Tour
November 5th to December 19th of 2010 with Bob Ray and Chad Holt
(updates in progress)
“someone gave me so many fucking pills, you might as well quit
reading
this shit now because I don’t care about it anymore.”
Day 1 Houston - Nov. 10, 2010
“I got the impression that one of the points of his exhibit was to bring out some kind of repressed
hatred
and subjugation of orientals that lies dormant in all barbarians such as myself”
Day 2 NOLA - Nov. 11, 2020
"One minute we were at a calendar signing party with a bunch of roller derby
girls on the other side of town and then the next, we were all fucked up
drunk on pills trying to drive our way back to the theatre from memory.”
Day 3 NOLA - Nov. 12, 2010
“Things got so much worse as the night went on, I assure you.”
Day 4 Mobile - Nov. 13, 2010
“I woke up in a girl’s room. Not the good kind of waking up in a girl’s room.”
Day 5 Panama City - Nov. 14, 2010
“I’d like to thank everybody who came out to see Total Badass in Jacksonville. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Is that six? Ok, we’re good….”
Day 6 Jacksonville - Nov. 15, 2010
“Someone left a butthole on the beach.”
Day 7 Gainesville - Nov. 16, 2010
“What’s that? You can’t hear me? Oh, that’s because Nick won’t
shut the fuck up, he’s been talking for twenty-five years straight.”
Day 8 Augusta - Nov. 17, 2010
"Variety Magazine is talking about my dick nowadays, so I’ve got that going for me."
Day 9 Raleigh - Nov. 18, 2010
“it’s not just as simple as jumping in a fucking trashcan like some asshole.”
Day 10 Brooklyn - reRun - Nov. 19. 2010
"Chad is in a tumped-over trashcan, apparently naked..."
Day 11 NYC - Nov. 20, 2010
" I dressed up as a Starbucks employee and snuck into the
Jets/Texans football game at the New Meadowlands Stadium."
Day 12 NYC - Nov. 21, 2010
“The long and the short of the plan is the old good cop, bad cop routine.”
Day 13 Brooklyn - Nov. 22, 2010
"She said, '“But it’s a documentary… I mean, it’s a Tuesday and all… but it’s a documentary…
who watches documentaries at the theater? And on a Tuesday?'”
Day 14
Washington DC - Nov. 23, 2010
"Unfortunately, that’s all I remember about this day."
Day 15 NYC - Nov. 24, 2010
“Now, what do you need, some funny stories? How about this one…”
Day 16 NYC - Nov. 25, 2010
“I think the beer might have even been kind of disgusting, but the pigs made
that alright somehow, and it seemed to get you fucked up more than usual.”
Day 17 NYC - The Tank - Nov. 26, 2010
“…get yourself an eyeful of time-traveling lies.”
Day 18 NYC - Nov. 27, 2010
“My rear windshield wiper must have mouthed-off to someone…”
Day 19 NYC - Nov. 28, 2010
"This was the first time in my life that I can really point to and say that drugs held me back."
Day 20 Providence - Nov. 29, 2010
"It would be wrong to assume that Jim James was a gay man intent on raping us, gutting us and replacing our vital juices with gallon upon gallon of Jello™, but the circumstantial evidence was mounting."
Day 21 Providence/Boston - Nov. 30, 2010
(updates in progress)
Day 22 Boston - Dec. 1, 2010
Day 23 NYC - Dec. 2, 2010
Day 24 Baltimore - Dec. 3, 2010
Day 25 Philly - Dec. 4, 2010
Day 26 Charlotteville - Dec. 5, 2010
Day 27 Greensboro - Dec. 6, 2010
Day 28 Winston-Salem - Dec. 7, 2010
Day 29 Columbia - Dec. 8, 2010
Day 30 Athens - Dec. 9, 2010
Day 31 Atlanta - Dec. 10, 2010
Day 32 Atlanta- Dec. 11, 2010ç
Day 33 Atlanta - Dec. 12, 2010
Day 34 Nashville - Dec. 13, 2010
Day 35 Memphis - Dec. 14, 2010
Day 35 Little Rock - Dec. 15, 2010
Day 36 Dallas - Dec. 16, 2010
Day 37-39 Austin - Dec. 17-19, 2010
Tour Journal from the Western U.S. of A. Film Tour in
July 5th to August 17th of 2010 with Bob Ray and Chad Holt:
Day 01 - 2010-07-14 - Roswell
Day 02 - 2010-07-15 - Albuquerque
Day 03 - 2010-07-16 - drive
Day 04 - 2010-07-17 - Denver
Day 05 - 2010-07-18 - drive
Day 06 - 2010-07-19 - SLC
Day 07 - 2010-07-20 - off
Day 07 - 2010-07-20 - drive
Day 08 - 2010-07-21 - Boise
Day 09 - 2010-07-22 - drive
Day 10 - 2010-07-23 - Vancouver
Day 11 - 2010-07-24 - Bellingham
Day 12 - 2010-07-25 - Port Orchard
Day 13 - 2010-07-26 - Victoria
Day 14 - 2010-07-27 - Vic to Tacoma
Day 15 - 2010-07-28 - off
Day 16 - 2010-07-29 - Portland
Day 17 - 2010-07-30 - Seattle
Day 18 - 2010-07-31 - Salem
Day 19 - 2010-08-01 - Eugene
Day 20 - 2010-08-02 - Chico
Day 21 - 2010-08-03 - El Cerrito
Day 22 - 2010-08-04 - SF#1
Day 23 - 2010-08-05 - SF#2
Day 24 - 2010-08-06 - Sacramento
Day 25 - 2010-08-07 - back in SF
Day 26 - 2010-08-08 - drive
Day 27 - 2010-08-09 - USC, L.A.
Day 28 - 2010-08-10 - relax in L.A.
Day 29 - 2010-08-11- off-getting, L.A.
Day 30 - 2010-08-12- Echo Park, L.A.
Day 31 - 2010-08-13- Egyptian, L.A.
Day 32 - 2010-08-14 - Tempe
Day 33 - 2010-08-15 - Tucson
Day 34 - 2010-08-16 - Las Cruces
Day 35 - 2010-08-17 - Miss Marfa and Arrested
Day 36 - 2010-08-18 - Enter Austin
